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I  have successfully equipped my copy of Sweeney Todd for my excursion into San Francisco today.

Just in case I meet Johnny Depp. 

In San Francisco. 

Stop.

I need to stop this right now.

Before it kills me. 

You don’t know how hard it was to stop scrolling through…

Page after page…

:c

Good night. 

mrs-orange:

Why, Johnny, why are you doing this to me?

  • Grandma:

    Who would want to date someone who is older than their dad!

  • Me:

    But Johnny doesn't even look 49!

  • Grandma:

    Oh yes he does! And the characters he plays are weird and his movies suck!

  • And then she ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times.